I cannot not bribe you, sir police man.
I've got nothing in my pocket but some lint.
You see I was simply crossing to the corner store.
I swear I've got nothign to do with this.
And if it is you say the corner store thats been robbed,
I swear I haven't been there since sunday,
And if it is sunday at which this event occured,
I swear I was out visiting my parents.
Oh my alliby is rocky,
but if you veiw the tapes i bet you'll see,
the nasty feind you're looking for dosen't look a tiny bit like me.
Please ignore the candy bars i have stored in my closet,
when your come in with you warrant for your search.
I swear they've been there since halloween,
when i was dressed as an egyptian queen.
Oh do you believe me, sir police man?
I guess we could share the candy, police man,
if you're willing to look the other way.
I can't believe I'm doing this, policeman,
I swear to god I generally behave.
Give me back my candy, sir ploice man.
I'm now placing you under arrest.
I you see, am also a police man.
I was only putting you to test.
No, you cannot bribe me, oh police man.
Accepting bribes is a federal offence.